Text 31 Jul 79,425 notes

hitlersbreastmilk:

old mcdonald had a farm e i e i o and on that farm he did your mom e i e i ooooh burn

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Text 31 Jul

okay honestly, i am pretty disappointed in scott…i expected more since he’s the true alpha and he’s being pushed around so easily

Photo 30 Jul 101,527 notes emae:

2 week old bunny’s first day outside and he discovers the slide

emae:

2 week old bunny’s first day outside and he discovers the slide

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Photo 30 Jul 37,408 notes

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Text 30 Jul 263,865 notes

illea:

you guys all think that canada is so innocent but in grade one i had a geography teacher with three fingers and he gave me a C because i pronounced Kenya differently than him and when my mom reported it to the office we found out that he wasn’t even supposed to be teaching at my school he was literally some stranger who wandered in

via .
Text 30 Jul

its 2 in the morning and im eating oreos and drinking milk while listening to All-American Rejects…im so cool

Text 30 Jul 11,243 notes

officialwhitegirls:

when he cums on your face unexpectedly 

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Text 30 Jul 2,063 notes *plows her to Beethoven’s 5th*

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Quote 30 Jul 201,078 notes
Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting, see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You can’t change people, baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn’t just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he’s out of it now, you’re going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it doesn’t change that some people just don’t fit.
— 

inkskinned, “My father’s recipe for the man I should marry” (via partygirlmeltdown)

deep

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Text 30 Jul 179,624 notes

sosa-parks:

As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.

Photo 30 Jul 9,586 notes

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Photo 30 Jul 308,461 notes

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Chat 30 Jul 33,460 notes
  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese
Text 30 Jul 146,392 notes

tatehorror:

compliments from the babe <3

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via AQ.
Text 29 Jul 268,183 notes

flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

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