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when one of your posts actually gets notes


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when your parents walk in when a sex scene is on 


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i am the most annoying person to text


i am the most annoying person to text

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via Hi..
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I read every one of these to my wife until she screamed at me to shut up.


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I find it really strange that when you’re in a long distance friendship or relationship all you want to do is see that person and being around them is the biggest most wonderful deal but there are people who interact with them
all the time, on the street and in the classroom and in the shops and it always makes me jealous because you want to be with this person so much and for everyone else they’re nothing special but for you they’re everything special

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via Jhene Aiko.
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"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

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my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

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dont use internet humor outside of the internet

no one will laugh

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Tell me a bedtime story


Tell me a bedtime story

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"hey do you wanna get food, i’ll pay"


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True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.

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